http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : Frog loan Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:02:47 +0000 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:16:19 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.11 360 www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1166 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9374&title=frog-loan#9374 Author: naughtynorm
Subject: 1166
Posted: 14 August 2006 at 21:16

find that man a coat !!]]> Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:16:19 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9374&title=frog-loan#9374 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9018&title=frog-loan#9018 Author: comedystu
Subject: 1166
Posted: 24 July 2006 at 16:32

oh dear, sun getting to you bud ? ]]> Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:32:40 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9018&title=frog-loan#9018 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9013&title=frog-loan#9013 Author: KevShek
Subject: 1166
Posted: 23 July 2006 at 03:24

heard it before, still good thou]]> Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:24:17 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9013&title=frog-loan#9013 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9012&title=frog-loan#9012 Author: Mick
Subject: 1166
Posted: 22 July 2006 at 12:06

I can't believe i didn't see that coming]]> Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:06:38 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9012&title=frog-loan#9012 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1166&PID=9011&title=frog-loan#9011 Author: Andy
Subject: 1166
Posted: 22 July 2006 at 00:17

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)




(its a real treat)




(a masterpiece)



(wait for it)









The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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