http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : One liners Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 25 Aug 2026 06:19:28 +0000 Tue, 31 May 2011 14:14:46 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.11 360 www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=4283 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=4283&PID=23298&title=one-liners#23298 Author: thompsonmike
Subject: 4283
Posted: 31 May 2011 at 14:14

Why did the Irishman fall out the window?
He was ironing the curtain.

Why dont't Irish Women use vibrators?
They chip their teeth

What's the definition of an Irish cocktail?
A pint of Guinness with a potatoe in it.

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins.
Her Husband demanded to know who the other man was.


How do you tell which is the bride at an irish wedding?
She's the one wearing wearing white gumboots.

Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. ]]> Tue, 31 May 2011 14:14:46 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=4283&PID=23298&title=one-liners#23298