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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=11">Andy</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 496<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 08&nbsp;January&nbsp;2006 at 23:52<br /><br /> <img border="0" src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=22">stracyznski</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 496<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 08&nbsp;January&nbsp;2006 at 23:48<br /><br /><IMG src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0">]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=59">naughtynorm</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 496<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 08&nbsp;January&nbsp;2006 at 23:47<br /><br />Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.<BR><BR>The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the blue one, she could have the red one, and vice versa.<BR><BR>The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought his wife. He replies, "a necklace and a vibrator."<BR><BR>"Why?" asks the second man.<BR><BR>To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go f**k herself."<!-- Signature -->]]>
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