Club Nissan Discussion Forums : 4 action heros http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : 4 action heros Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:28:46 +0000 Thu, 02 Feb 2006 19:29:00 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.11 360 www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=639 Club Nissan Discussion Forums http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ 4 action heros : http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4761&title=4-action-heros#4761 Author: Nismo 144
Subject: 639
Posted: 02 February 2006 at 19:29

]]> Thu, 02 Feb 2006 19:29:00 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4761&title=4-action-heros#4761 4 action heros : LOL,thats quite a good one Andy.... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4751&title=4-action-heros#4751 Author: Andy
Subject: 639
Posted: 02 February 2006 at 08:33

LOL,thats quite a good one Andy.]]> Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:33:49 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4751&title=4-action-heros#4751 4 action heros : http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4750&title=4-action-heros#4750 Author: stracyznski
Subject: 639
Posted: 01 February 2006 at 23:11

]]> Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:11:47 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4750&title=4-action-heros#4750 4 action heros : NICKED OFF DISCO ON NPOC so blame... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=639&PID=4742&title=4-action-heros#4742 Author: naughtynorm
Subject: 639
Posted: 01 February 2006 at 21:19

NICKED OFF DISCO ON NPOC so blame him

 

Steven Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway, to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play.

"Well" started Stallone, "Ive always admired Mozart, I would love to play him"

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis "Ill play him"

"Ive always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes" said Seagal "Id like to play him"

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices, "Sounds splendid!"

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

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"Ill be Bach" Arnold replies.   

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