Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Wanted Ads http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : Wanted Ads Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 16:04:43 +0000 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:39:15 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.11 360 www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=700 Club Nissan Discussion Forums http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ Wanted Ads : quality, how true http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5399&title=wanted-ads#5399 Author: CHRISP
Subject: 700
Posted: 14 February 2006 at 15:39

 quality, how true]]> Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:39:15 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5399&title=wanted-ads#5399 Wanted Ads : Too true!!! Have any of u got... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5396&title=wanted-ads#5396 Author: Tom-P10
Subject: 700
Posted: 14 February 2006 at 11:05

Too true!!!

Have any of u got the Artic Monkeys album? Track 9 called Mardy Bum has classic lyrics (as do all the songs!)

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/a/arcticmonkeyslyrics/mardybum lyrics.html

 

]]> Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:05:46 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5396&title=wanted-ads#5396 Wanted Ads : those are so true.... Particually... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5268&title=wanted-ads#5268 Author: stracyznski
Subject: 700
Posted: 11 February 2006 at 21:38

those are so true.... Particually the Woman English....

]]> Sat, 11 Feb 2006 21:38:36 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5268&title=wanted-ads#5268 Wanted Ads : DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=700&PID=5253&title=wanted-ads#5253 Author: Mick
Subject: 700
Posted: 11 February 2006 at 02:07

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish                =     ;   49 
Adventurous     =   Slept with everyone 
Athletic.         =     ;     No tits 
Average looking   =     Ugly 
Beautiful         =     ;    Pathological liar 
Contagious Smile  =    Does a lot of pills 
Emotionally Secure  =  On medication 
Feminist         =     ;    Fat 
Free spirit        =  ;        Junkie 
Friendship first   =      Former slut 
Fun      =    Annoying 
New-Age       =     ;    Body hair in the wrong places 
Old-fashioned       =&nbs p;  No BJs 
Open-minded      =     Desperate 
Outgoing         =     ;    Loud and Embarrassing 
Passionate         =     ;  Sloppy drunk 
Professional         =     Bitch 
Voluptuous         =     ; Very Fat 
Large frame         =    Hugely Fat 
Wants Soul mate    =  Stalker 
 
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 
1.  Yes = No 
2.  No = Yes 
3.  Maybe = No 
4.  We need = I want... 
5.  I am sorry = you'll be sorry 
6.  We need to talk = You're in trouble 
7.  Sure, go ahead = You better not 
8.  Do what you want = You will pay for this later 
9.  I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 

MEN'S ENGLISH: 
1.  I am hungry = I am hungry 
2.  I am sleepy = I am sleepy 
3.  I am tired = I am tired 
4.  Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 
5.  I love you = Let's have sex now 
6.  I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 
7.  May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you! 
8.  Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 
9.  Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 
10.  Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 



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