<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="RSS_xslt_style.asp" version="1.0" ?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:WebWizForums="http://syndication.webwiz.co.uk/rss_namespace/">
 <channel>
  <title>Club Nissan Discussion Forums : paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC)</title>
  <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/</link>
  <description>This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC)</description>
  <copyright>Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved.</copyright>
  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 05:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
  <lastBuildDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:44:41 +0000</lastBuildDate>
  <docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
  <generator>Web Wiz Forums 10.11</generator>
  <ttl>360</ttl>
  <WebWizForums:feedURL>www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=853</WebWizForums:feedURL>
  <image>
   <title>Club Nissan Discussion Forums</title>
   <url>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif</url>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/</link>
  </image>
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : I see.... and as your head coat...</title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6524&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6524</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=22">stracyznski</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 05&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 18:44<br /><br /><P>I see.... and as your head coat waver over here, your afraid he'll nick your crown....</P><P><FONT style=": #000000"><IMG src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"></FONT></P>]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6524&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6524</guid>
  </item> 
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : but im head coat wearer over here...</title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6523&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6523</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=59">naughtynorm</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 05&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 18:41<br /><br /><img src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley19.gif" border="0"> but im head coat wearer over here lol]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6523&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6523</guid>
  </item> 
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : Good joke BTW.... </title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6522&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6522</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=22">stracyznski</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 05&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 18:41<br /><br />Good joke BTW.... <IMG src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0">]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6522&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6522</guid>
  </item> 
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : Not sure I&amp;#039;ll allow thisnickinfrom...</title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6521&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6521</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=22">stracyznski</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 05&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 18:40<br /><br />Not sure I'll allow this&nbsp;nickin&nbsp;from Disco. Tell the old man to get his arse over here and post them up himself....lol&nbsp;]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6521&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6521</guid>
  </item> 
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : That&amp;#039;s classic Andy..........</title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6510&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6510</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=62">Mrs S.</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 20:47<br /><br />That's classic Andy.......<IMG src="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0">]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 20:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6510&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6510</guid>
  </item> 
  <item>
   <title>paper bag (as nicked off Disco &#111;n NPOC) : The little paper bag was feeling...</title>
   <link>http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6509&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6509</link>
   <description>
    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/member_profile.asp?PF=59">naughtynorm</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 853<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 03&nbsp;April&nbsp;2006 at 23:42<br /><br />The little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.<br><br>"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.<br><br>"Hmm, you look ok to me, said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and See what that shows. Come back and see me in a couple of days."<br><br>The little paper bag felt no better when he went back for the results.<br><br>"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.<br><br>"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.<br><br>"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.<br><br>"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.<br><br>"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"<br><br>"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.<br><br>"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"<br><br>"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.<br><br>"No, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"<br><br>"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"<br><br>"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a Little paper bag!"<br><br>"Then there can be only one explanation," said the doctor.<br><br>Scroll down........<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>"Your mother must have been a carrier!"]]>
   </description>
   <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 23:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
   <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=853&amp;PID=6509&amp;title=paper-bag-as-nicked-off-disco-on-npoc#6509</guid>
  </item> 
 </channel>
</rss>