Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Julius Caesar.... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ This is an XML content feed of; Club Nissan Discussion Forums : Joke Forum : Julius Caesar.... Copyright (c) 2006-2012 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 26 Aug 2026 08:09:12 +0000 Sun, 21 May 2006 14:17:51 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.11 360 www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=860 Club Nissan Discussion Forums http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_images/clublogo.gif http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/ Julius Caesar.... : your in here now,i have competion,at... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7793&title=julius-caesar#7793 Author: naughtynorm
Subject: 860
Posted: 21 May 2006 at 14:17

your in here now,i have competion,at least people find em funny in here lol


time yet though


Edited by naughtynorm]]> Sun, 21 May 2006 14:17:51 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7793&title=julius-caesar#7793 Julius Caesar.... : Hmmmmm another contender for the... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7792&title=julius-caesar#7792 Author: Disco
Subject: 860
Posted: 21 May 2006 at 14:13

Hmmmmm another contender for the famous coats i think...]]> Sun, 21 May 2006 14:13:53 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7792&title=julius-caesar#7792 Julius Caesar.... : http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7361&title=julius-caesar#7361 Author: naughtynorm
Subject: 860
Posted: 07 May 2006 at 21:54

]]> Sun, 07 May 2006 21:54:39 +0000 http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=7361&title=julius-caesar#7361 Julius Caesar.... : Julius Caesar was addressing... http://www.forum.clubnissan.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=860&PID=6565&title=julius-caesar#6565 Author: stracyznski
Subject: 860
Posted: 07 April 2006 at 14:56

Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Colliseum. "Friends,Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious".

The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"

Brutus turns to his mate and says " He disnae half talk some shite, eh"

Six months later, Caesar comes back having conqured France and addresses the crowd in the Colliseum. " Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".

The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".

Brutus says to his mate " What a load of shite, I'm gonnae check this oot"

So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Colliseum again "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those b*stards out"

The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"

Brutus jumps up and shouts " Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there tae check it oot and ye only killed 25,000 !!!!"

The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.

Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Colliseum then across at Brutus and says, "Aye but away Gauls count double in Europe !!!"

 

 

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