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   Why did the Irishman fall out the window? 

                                He was ironing the curtain. 

                                Why dont't Irish Women use vibrators? 

                                They chip their teeth 

                                What's the definition of an Irish cocktail? 

                                A pint of Guinness with a potatoe in it. 

                                An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. 

                                Her Husband demanded to know who the other man 
                                was. 

                                How do you tell which is the bride at an irish 
                                wedding? 

                                She's the one wearing wearing white gumboots.

                                Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash?

                                The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

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thompsonmike Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Established Member Joined: 07 May 2011 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 40	Post Options Post Reply Quote thompsonmike Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: One liners Posted: 31 May 2011 at 14:14
	Why did the Irishman fall out the window? He was ironing the curtain. Why dont't Irish Women use vibrators? They chip their teeth What's the definition of an Irish cocktail? A pint of Guinness with a potatoe in it. An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her Husband demanded to know who the other man was. How do you tell which is the bride at an irish wedding? She's the one wearing wearing white gumboots. Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash? The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
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