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    Posted: 23 August 2006 at 09:42
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the
other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Andy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2006 at 00:25
Thats an old one LOL.
IF YOU WANT COMFORT BY A CAR IF YOU WANT SPEED BUY A HAYABUSA 194MPH,QUARTER MILE 9.86 sec @ 145.80 MPH
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See if anyone gets this one then:

What did the pea say to the rice?

Nothing, they just muttered.

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