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    Posted: 10 October 2008 at 11:01

I am a professional bank robber and have now had to take voluntary redundancy.

Have you any advice for a career change please?

I don't read the newspapers because they all have ugly print!
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Goverment official. It's about as close as you'll get to a thief

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Take your pick.

Tax collector

Banker

Lawyer

Dentist

Plastic Surgeon

 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jayw Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 October 2008 at 22:14
Originally posted by Mick Mick wrote:

Goverment official. It's about as close as you'll get to a thief

LMAO

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RandomGuy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 October 2008 at 18:31
But I do work for the Government
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Steviem Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 October 2008 at 18:39
You're brave, posting that on here.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RandomGuy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 October 2008 at 18:56
well the MOD anyway
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Steviem Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 October 2008 at 19:00
Ah, so you're an armed robber then?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RandomGuy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 October 2008 at 08:10
ooo YES 
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A plumber LOL.
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