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    Posted: 26 May 2009 at 04:53

Eight things girls should say to Guys:

1. I'm bored lets shave my pussy.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. That fart was great do another!

4. of course I swallow, I love it!

5. No it's ok you drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up.

6. Just for a change put it in my arse!

7. How about you get a girl from work to join us?

8. Marriage No way!

Sadly Carlsberg don't do girlfriends...... but Thailand does

I don't read the newspapers because they all have ugly print!
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Originally posted by RandomGuy RandomGuy wrote:

Eight things girls should say to Guys:

1. I'm bored lets shave my pussy.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. That fart was great do another!

4. of course I swallow, I love it!

5. No it's ok you drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up.

6. Just for a change put it in my arse!

7. How about you get a girl from work to join us?

8. Marriage No way!

Sadly Carlsberg don't do girlfriends...... but Thailand does

MICK R
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