Bad words

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   A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immideatley called her mother. 
"Well," said her mother, "So how was the Honeymoon?" 
"Oh Mama," she replied, "the Honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." suddenly she bursts out crying "But Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to take me home Mama... PLEASE!!!!" 
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4 letter words?" 
"please don't let me tell you, Mama!" wept the daughter "I'm so embarassed, they're just too awful. COME AND GET ME!! PLEASE!!!" 
"Darling, baby, you MUST tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these 4 letter words" Still sobbing, the daughter said
"Oh Mama..., he used words like dust, iron, cook, wash...." 
"I'll pick you up in 20 minutes" replied the mother

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	A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immideatley called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "So how was the Honeymoon?" "Oh Mama," she replied, "the Honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." suddenly she bursts out crying "But Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to take me home Mama... PLEASE!!!!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4 letter words?" "please don't let me tell you, Mama!" wept the daughter "I'm so embarassed, they're just too awful. COME AND GET ME!! PLEASE!!!" "Darling, baby, you MUST tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these 4 letter words" Still sobbing, the daughter said "Oh Mama..., he used words like dust, iron, cook, wash...." "I'll pick you up in 20 minutes" replied the mother ....