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rome_rod
New Member Joined: 14 January 2011 Status: Offline Points: 2 |
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Posted: 29 January 2011 at 08:42 |
Thought I'd wake the forum up.......
============================== Some men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen-- MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN: 'Yes' WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 Models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '£95,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £975,000' MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 75 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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shawn90
New Member Joined: 26 April 2011 Status: Offline Points: 5 |
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Its the jokes of the millennium.some one else talks and the lady doesn't even recognizes the voice.
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