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    Posted: 14 September 2011 at 23:02

For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to
retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector
I've reduced my Carbon Footprint.... By wearing smaller shoes....
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I tried to text my girlfriend last night to say 'sorry babe. I can't
come over tonight. I have to work. I'll see you next week'

After I sent it I read it back and it said 'Susan, I don't see this
relationship working. I am going to dump you in a public place
next week. We won't see each other until a night out in three
months when we will have some drunken sex and both feel
horrible the morning after.'

I had frigging predictive text on.
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