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Jayster
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Posted: 14 September 2011 at 23:02 |
For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector |
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I've reduced my Carbon Footprint.... By wearing smaller shoes....
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Jayster
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I tried to text my girlfriend last night to say 'sorry babe. I can't
come over tonight. I have to work. I'll see you next week' After I sent it I read it back and it said 'Susan, I don't see this relationship working. I am going to dump you in a public place next week. We won't see each other until a night out in three months when we will have some drunken sex and both feel horrible the morning after.' I had frigging predictive text on. |
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