Blonde joke

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied,"There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.""

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Andy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group I�m The Daddy Joined: 08 October 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2958	Post Options Post Reply Quote Andy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Blonde joke Posted: 29 January 2006 at 20:30
	LOL.
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naughtynorm Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 05 January 2006 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 182	Post Options Post Reply Quote naughtynorm Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 January 2006 at 23:07
	a PROPER norm joke that,just emailing it to my ladys BLONDE sister lol


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	A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied,"There certainly is!" "My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.""
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