Club Nissan Homepage
 
Forum Home Forum Home » Club Nissan Forums » Joke Forum
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - ASDA Scam
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login


ASDA Scam

 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
Shotgun Bri View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 02 November 2005
Location: Wales
Status: Offline
Points: 355
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Shotgun Bri Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: ASDA Scam
    Posted: 21 January 2006 at 01:46
ASDA Scam

Dunno how many of you shop at ASDA, but this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping.

This happened at the ASDA by me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse.

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Asda.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful.

Boobies make me smile !!
Back to Top
Gimmy View Drop Down
Elite Member
Elite Member
Avatar

Joined: 08 October 2005
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 110
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gimmy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 January 2006 at 02:31
am sitting outside, waiting for it to open
Back to Top
Mick View Drop Down
Management
Management
Avatar
General Dogs Body

Joined: 08 October 2005
Location: Cheshire
Status: Offline
Points: 2113
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 January 2006 at 02:56

Just on my way now.

My Asda is 24 hour

Back to Top
jasha View Drop Down
Elite Member
Elite Member
Avatar

Joined: 17 October 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 472
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jasha Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 January 2006 at 09:10
T72 1.8i ZX Turbo
P10 2.0 SLX
P10 2.0e GT
P11-144 2.0 Sport+ VT6
P11 2.0 SE

Project SE - Stage 2 COMPLETE Full exhaust from block back & Induction Kit.

Stage 3 - ETA soonish!
       
Back to Top
stracyznski View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 10 October 2005
Status: Offline
Points: 2365
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stracyznski Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 January 2006 at 15:15

Blody hell mate, Why couldn't you have posted that warning up earlier. They've just got me this morning....

 

Dropped them off at the Old Kent Road store if anyones interested....  

AL...

Back to Top
Gimmy View Drop Down
Elite Member
Elite Member
Avatar

Joined: 08 October 2005
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 110
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gimmy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 January 2006 at 15:17
fek!     i been waiting at harlow ..... on me way
Back to Top
naughtynorm View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 05 January 2006
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 182
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote naughtynorm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 January 2006 at 23:10
gonna start shopping there now lol
Back to Top
P10Gilo View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: 01 November 2005
Location: Wales
Status: Offline
Points: 243
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote P10Gilo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 January 2006 at 00:53
bollocks ..all i get at my asda's is NSPCC.and Blind People
Back to Top
Sihayton View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar

Joined: 10 October 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 444
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Sihayton Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 January 2006 at 11:56
All I get at my ASDA is OAP's..... ah well any port in a storm and all that
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 10.11
Copyright ©2001-2012 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 3.469 seconds.