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stracyznski
Senior Member Joined: 10 October 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2365 |
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Posted: 13 February 2006 at 16:07 |
POSITION: Parent Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. Must also be willing to repeatedly bite one’s tongue. Should possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and co-ordinate Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. |
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Andy
Moderator Group I’m The Daddy Joined: 08 October 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2958 |
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LOL.Not a job for me then?
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CHRISP
New Member Joined: 08 October 2005 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 45 |
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I'm a muppet (twice)
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