2 men sitting in a pub

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   Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.

The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the blue one, she could have the red one, and vice versa.

The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought his wife. He replies, "a necklace and a vibrator."

"Why?" asks the second man.

To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go f**k herself."

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naughtynorm Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 05 January 2006 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 182	Post Options Post Reply Quote naughtynorm Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: 2 men sitting in a pub Posted: 08 January 2006 at 23:47
	Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her. The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the blue one, she could have the red one, and vice versa. The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought his wife. He replies, "a necklace and a vibrator." "Why?" asks the second man. To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go f**k herself."

stracyznski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 10 October 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2365	Post Options Post Reply Quote stracyznski Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2006 at 23:48

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