Little Johnny

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   Little Johnny comes into the kitchen and asks his mum "What is love juice?"

Mum goes pale and tells Johnny to go and ask his dad.

So Little Johnny goes to his dad and says "Dad, what is love juice?"

Dad pales too but thinks oh well, the time has come for the "big talk" and proceeds to tell Johnny a very elaborate version of the facts of life.

Little Johnny is standing listening with eyes like saucers.

When he had finished his explanation Johnny's dad asked "Where did you hear about love juice?"

Little Johnny says "I was watching the TV in my bedroom."

Johnny's dad asked "What on earth were you watching?"

Little Johnny "Wimbledon."

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	Little Johnny comes into the kitchen and asks his mum "What is love juice?" Mum goes pale and tells Johnny to go and ask his dad. So Little Johnny goes to his dad and says "Dad, what is love juice?" Dad pales too but thinks oh well, the time has come for the "big talk" and proceeds to tell Johnny a very elaborate version of the facts of life. Little Johnny is standing listening with eyes like saucers. When he had finished his explanation Johnny's dad asked "Where did you hear about love juice?" Little Johnny says "I was watching the TV in my bedroom." Johnny's dad asked "What on earth were you watching?" Little Johnny "Wimbledon."
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