Frog loan
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Topic: Frog loan
Posted By: Andy
Subject: Frog loan
Date Posted: 22 July 2006 at 00:17
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." ------------- IF YOU WANT COMFORT BY A CAR IF YOU WANT SPEED BUY A HAYABUSA 194MPH,QUARTER MILE 9.86 sec @ 145.80 MPH 
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Posted By: Mick
Date Posted: 22 July 2006 at 12:06
I can't believe i didn't see that coming ------------- 
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Posted By: KevShek
Date Posted: 23 July 2006 at 03:24
heard it before, still good thou ------------- Kevin Shek http://www.custom-fit.co.uk"> 
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Posted By: comedystu
Date Posted: 24 July 2006 at 16:32
oh dear, sun getting to you bud ?  ------------- The only Nissan thing I own now is a ginger GT touch up stick.........still love nissans tho ! |
Posted By: naughtynorm
Date Posted: 14 August 2006 at 21:16
 find that man a coat !!
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