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Just Moved

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Topic: Just Moved
Posted By: RandomGuy
Subject: Just Moved
Date Posted: 01 August 2008 at 16:48

Just moved to a new house under the witness protection scheme,I'm not allowed to give you the address but think I would have felt safer on the streets.

It's a rough area

Myra Hindley is the avon lady, Fred West is the gardener, Louise Woodward is the babysitter, Harold shipman is the GP and Gary Glitter runs the playgroup and the Mcann's run the holiday scheme.

Please come and find me I'm scared



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I don't read the newspapers because they all have ugly print!



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