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Topic: Drunk Talk

Posted By: Guests
Subject: Drunk Talk
Date Posted: 06 October 2011 at 14:43

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was cooking breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself ,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

Replies:

Posted By: Taz1973
Date Posted: 22 October 2011 at 22:36

Oh my god . 10 out of 10 for that flash

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Posted By: micra
Date Posted: 25 September 2012 at 19:33

Very funny, lol

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HE YOU DARES, WINS!

Posted By: modsman
Date Posted: 15 December 2013 at 23:47

sorry .. i asked her to sack my cook ..

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