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Topic: Blonde joke
Posted By: jasha
Subject: Blonde joke
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 18:48
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied,"There certainly is!"

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.""


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Posted By: stracyznski
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 18:49


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Posted By: naughtynorm
Date Posted: 20 January 2006 at 23:07
a PROPER norm joke that,just emailing it to my ladys BLONDE sister lol

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Posted By: Andy
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 20:30
LOL.

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