paper bag (as nicked off Disco on NPOC)
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Topic: paper bag (as nicked off Disco on NPOC)
Posted By: naughtynorm
Subject: paper bag (as nicked off Disco on NPOC)
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 23:42
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The little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look ok to me, said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and See what that shows. Come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he went back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor. "No, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a Little paper bag!" "Then there can be only one explanation," said the doctor. Scroll down........ "Your mother must have been a carrier!" ------------- 
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Posted By: Mrs S.
Date Posted: 04 April 2006 at 20:47
That's classic Andy....... ------------- 
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Posted By: stracyznski
Date Posted: 05 April 2006 at 18:40
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Not sure I'll allow this nickin from Disco. Tell the old man to get his arse over here and post them up himself....lol ------------- AL... http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/376215"> 
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Posted By: stracyznski
Date Posted: 05 April 2006 at 18:41
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Good joke BTW.... ------------- AL... http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/376215">
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Posted By: naughtynorm
Date Posted: 05 April 2006 at 18:41
 but im head coat wearer over here lol
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Posted By: stracyznski
Date Posted: 05 April 2006 at 18:44
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I see.... and as your head coat waver over here, your afraid he'll nick your crown....
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